Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Hindi Shayaree and Love SMS, Friendship SMS
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1.Zindagi aisi ho jo jine ko majboor kare;Rahein aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare;Khushboo kabhi dosti ki kam na ho;Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
2.dosti main dost dost ka khuda hota hai,mehsoosh tab hota hai jab dost dost se juda hota hai,
3.tum milo na milo koi gum nahin ,bas baat karo yeh kam nahi,dosti main dhokha de vo hum nahin,apni dosti rang de basnti se kam nahi.
4.Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhar Kahate Hai,Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ekrar Kahte Hai,Sirf ”Jatane” Ka Nam Ishq Nahi,Kisi Ki Yaado Me Jeene Ko Bhi PyarKahate Hai.
5.Mann hi sab kuch haiTann kuch bhi nahinMann hi sab kuch haiTann kuch bhi nahinAasmano mein so jayegaDastano mein kho jayegaTann kisi roz ban kar dhuaIn havavo ka ho jayega
6.mohabbat se nahi to nafrat se hi sahi..kabhi to lijiye aap mera naam hi sahi
har pehloo-e-khushi- o-ranj dekh liya..duniya mein chaar roz kayaam hi sahi
de de saaqiya kuch dil behlaane ko..bharaa nahin to khaali jaam hi sahi
jo zubaani aapki hai sar aankhon pe hai..agar nahi lafz-e-inaayat dushnaam hi sahi
maana aapne rakeeb ke naam zindagi kar di…mere hisse mein bhi kuch ho, ek shaam hi sahi
aaye hai to kuch batlaake jaaiye saahib..apna pata nahi to apna naam hi sahi
bas ek teri mohabbat ke liye banaa hai woh..tera “Muztar” izzatwala nahi badnaam hi sahi
7.Wo to majborioon main lipti hainApney shiddat bharey khyaloon mainApney ander chhupi ek aurat mainWo hamesha hi darti rehti hainNa to jeeti hain na to marti hainLarkiyaan bewafaa nahi hotiPer Hamesha hi darti rehti hainApne reeti or rawajoon seAny waley naye azaboon seZardurat main khily ghulaboon sePyaar kerti hain or chhupati hainLarkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hotKyuon ki majborioon main lepti hainOr her lamha darti rehti hainApney pyaar se apney saye seApney rishton se dil ki dharkan seApni khowahish se apni kushioon seLarkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
8.Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar kius ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
9.Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayegaDoor hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayegaJee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
10.Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho�.�. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
11.Ab tumse kya chhupaana,Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
12.Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
13.Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
14.Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
15.Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
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1.Zindagi aisi ho jo jine ko majboor kare;Rahein aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare;Khushboo kabhi dosti ki kam na ho;Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
2.dosti main dost dost ka khuda hota hai,mehsoosh tab hota hai jab dost dost se juda hota hai,
3.tum milo na milo koi gum nahin ,bas baat karo yeh kam nahi,dosti main dhokha de vo hum nahin,apni dosti rang de basnti se kam nahi.
4.Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhar Kahate Hai,Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ekrar Kahte Hai,Sirf ”Jatane” Ka Nam Ishq Nahi,Kisi Ki Yaado Me Jeene Ko Bhi PyarKahate Hai.
5.Mann hi sab kuch haiTann kuch bhi nahinMann hi sab kuch haiTann kuch bhi nahinAasmano mein so jayegaDastano mein kho jayegaTann kisi roz ban kar dhuaIn havavo ka ho jayega
6.mohabbat se nahi to nafrat se hi sahi..kabhi to lijiye aap mera naam hi sahi
har pehloo-e-khushi- o-ranj dekh liya..duniya mein chaar roz kayaam hi sahi
de de saaqiya kuch dil behlaane ko..bharaa nahin to khaali jaam hi sahi
jo zubaani aapki hai sar aankhon pe hai..agar nahi lafz-e-inaayat dushnaam hi sahi
maana aapne rakeeb ke naam zindagi kar di…mere hisse mein bhi kuch ho, ek shaam hi sahi
aaye hai to kuch batlaake jaaiye saahib..apna pata nahi to apna naam hi sahi
bas ek teri mohabbat ke liye banaa hai woh..tera “Muztar” izzatwala nahi badnaam hi sahi
7.Wo to majborioon main lipti hainApney shiddat bharey khyaloon mainApney ander chhupi ek aurat mainWo hamesha hi darti rehti hainNa to jeeti hain na to marti hainLarkiyaan bewafaa nahi hotiPer Hamesha hi darti rehti hainApne reeti or rawajoon seAny waley naye azaboon seZardurat main khily ghulaboon sePyaar kerti hain or chhupati hainLarkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hotKyuon ki majborioon main lepti hainOr her lamha darti rehti hainApney pyaar se apney saye seApney rishton se dil ki dharkan seApni khowahish se apni kushioon seLarkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
8.Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar kius ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
9.Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayegaDoor hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayegaJee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
10.Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho�.�. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
11.Ab tumse kya chhupaana,Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
12.Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
13.Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
14.Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
15.Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
Hindi Adult SMS
1.posted in Adult SMS
Can we do romance in the midnight
Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
2.posted in Adult SMS
Can we do romance in the midnight
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
3.Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
4.It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.
5.What’s an average 6 inch longInside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?????A:1000- rupee currency note.!Always think positive
6.Let me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday
7.6 Inch ka hai..Size normal he..Mazboot he..Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he..2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain..Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera….LG KG 195
8.Girl:It’s 2 tightBoy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,Gal:Push it in,Boy:Ah..I can’t,Gal:It’s painful,Boy:Forget it..9.Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
10.A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR..11.Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:“Me sick, no work”Boss SMS back:“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
12.He came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,..13.I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off &we get under the cover together..2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
14.2 men went 2 a callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R right ur wife is much better.”
15.Catch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neckPut ur lips on her lips& have a ……nice drink…PEPSI
16.3 FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &panic is when both r pregnant
17.Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki meisub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai klarki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
18.Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?Father:tujhey sub pata hai!Child: nahin pata promise!Father: in k pait main pani bhara hayCHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
19.Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhayaPonds ke ad ma hath dikhayaPentene ke ad ma baal dikhayePhir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
20.1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hainpappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye painki wajah se roti hai?pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
21.Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
“Aao kamray mein chalain”
Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”
22.Usne utari sareefir aayi peticoat ki bariblouse to pahle hi diya tha utarziyadah excited mat ho yaaryeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
23.Pehle KISS karo,phir PALANG per leta do,phir CHADDI utar do,phir NICHE haath lagao,....Aur check karo kBABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
24.Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
25.Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
26.In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.
27.Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
28.Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
29.Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
30.aaj tumhein akeiley mein…le ja kar…apney hontoon se eik…k…ki…kis..kiss…kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….
31.Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,Phele Chota Hota Hai,Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
32.A girl phoned methe other day and said …“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”I went over. Nobody was home
33.Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,missing ur warmth,ur soft touch against my skin.Where were u “lastnite”
34.Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!
35.Always start your day with a lot of… S E XS - SMILEE - ENERGYX - XCITEMENTso make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
36.In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
37.pahlay hat ma lophir mon mai lophir thook lagaophir sidha karoophir sorakh ma daloouff..kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
38.I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!
39.us ne kaha or dabao,main dabaya,us ne kaha or dabao,main ne or dabaya,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya,us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya . . . ?dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
40.Aik bar karo na plz..kisi ko pata nahi chalega..plz karo naaa……..muje acha lage ga…aik bar hamari dosti ki khatrikar do na plzz…aik pyara sa SMS!!!
41.
Can we do romance in the midnight
Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
2.posted in Adult SMS
Can we do romance in the midnight
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
3.Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
4.It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.
5.What’s an average 6 inch longInside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?????A:1000- rupee currency note.!Always think positive
6.Let me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday
7.6 Inch ka hai..Size normal he..Mazboot he..Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he..2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain..Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera….LG KG 195
8.Girl:It’s 2 tightBoy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,Gal:Push it in,Boy:Ah..I can’t,Gal:It’s painful,Boy:Forget it..9.Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
10.A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR..11.Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:“Me sick, no work”Boss SMS back:“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
12.He came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,..13.I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off &we get under the cover together..2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
14.2 men went 2 a callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R right ur wife is much better.”
15.Catch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neckPut ur lips on her lips& have a ……nice drink…PEPSI
16.3 FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &panic is when both r pregnant
17.Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki meisub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai klarki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
18.Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?Father:tujhey sub pata hai!Child: nahin pata promise!Father: in k pait main pani bhara hayCHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
19.Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhayaPonds ke ad ma hath dikhayaPentene ke ad ma baal dikhayePhir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
20.1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hainpappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye painki wajah se roti hai?pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
21.Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
“Aao kamray mein chalain”
Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”
22.Usne utari sareefir aayi peticoat ki bariblouse to pahle hi diya tha utarziyadah excited mat ho yaaryeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
23.Pehle KISS karo,phir PALANG per leta do,phir CHADDI utar do,phir NICHE haath lagao,....Aur check karo kBABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
24.Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
25.Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
26.In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.
27.Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
28.Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
29.Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
30.aaj tumhein akeiley mein…le ja kar…apney hontoon se eik…k…ki…kis..kiss…kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….
31.Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,Phele Chota Hota Hai,Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
32.A girl phoned methe other day and said …“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”I went over. Nobody was home
33.Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,missing ur warmth,ur soft touch against my skin.Where were u “lastnite”
34.Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!
35.Always start your day with a lot of… S E XS - SMILEE - ENERGYX - XCITEMENTso make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
36.In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
37.pahlay hat ma lophir mon mai lophir thook lagaophir sidha karoophir sorakh ma daloouff..kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
38.I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!
39.us ne kaha or dabao,main dabaya,us ne kaha or dabao,main ne or dabaya,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya,us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya . . . ?dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
40.Aik bar karo na plz..kisi ko pata nahi chalega..plz karo naaa……..muje acha lage ga…aik bar hamari dosti ki khatrikar do na plzz…aik pyara sa SMS!!!
41.
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