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☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.
☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…
☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most.
☻Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
☻Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love you.
☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
☻My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
☻The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.
☻Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
☻Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
☻I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.
☻If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
☻The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else.
☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
☻Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you.
☻The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
☻There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.
☻You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
☻I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
☻i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'
☻For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody.
☻The first time we kissed, I closed my eyes, He closed his eyes, and then....… WE MISSED!
☻Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
☻Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !
☻Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.
☻For there is a certain someone who makes the grey sky blue, I'm glad to say that one is you.
☻I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you
☻If you're the desert, I'd be the sea. If you hunger then hunger for me. Everything you ask I'll be. It's all good as long it's you I see.
☻You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!
☻SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
☻Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...
☻What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
☻If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
☻I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
☻If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
☻Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
☻By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
☻If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
☻Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
☻LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
☻Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
☻You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
☻If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
☻I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
☻You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
☻Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
☻There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
☻There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...
☻I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
☻When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
☻The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
☻The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
☻In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
☻What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
☻A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true
☻A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
☻Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....
☻I love you! From the earth till the moon!
☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you
☻Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
☻Love is forever, only the partners change...
☻If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you
☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
☻I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
☻Love is....... to love more and more each day....
☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most
☻Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
☻Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
☻I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
☻When darkness moves in on me,it's the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
☻They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
☻My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
☻My eyes were set on you...it was love at first sight...
☻If the world was made of paper and the sea of ink, I would write everywhere that I like you!
☻Far away from here, totally inaccessible. That is where you are. Here next to me, within reach. That is where you are. Whereever you go or when, you will always be near me.
☻I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
☻The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..
☻Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
☻If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !
☻Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
☻It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
☻I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say
☻If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life
☻If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
☻3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
☻To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
☻If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back !
☻The world is so more beautiful with you around!
☻All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory.
☻A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.
☻Being in love is when she looks at you and says: I would like to be a cannibal.
☻Real love is the history of enormous patience.
☻Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.
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☻a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...
☻Grow old with me! ...... The best is yet to come...
☻the hardesd thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else
☻Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you
☻Roses are red and the sky is blue ........ and I love you
☻Push down if you miss me... that is sweet of you ...... Very sweet indeed .... You can stop now ..... You really miss me, hé :-) .... me too xxx
☻In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
☻Love is as a war, easy to start but hard to end..
☻When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
☻I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
☻If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !
☻They say that kids tell the truth, but am I a child too when I tell you that I love you enormously ?
☻Yesterday I did love you, tomorrow I will only think of you. You know whant... I love you!
☻people are children............life is love...........and you are sunshine.
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A rose for you
Because I love you
☻don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you
☻Where were you before you came camping in my heart??? You started a fire and now my heart is filled with flames !!!
☻I love you so much !
☻Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at both sides.
☻Love is ... being married to your best friend.
☻I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
☻You always smile, you never say no, you never hurt me, my dear sweet teddybear!
☻The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
☻I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
☻It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
☻To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
☻Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.
☻I appreciate all the things you do, and the way you show you care.
☻When God gave you to me, he planted the image of you deep in my heart.
☻When you left, my world turned upside down
☻I love you more than all the tea in China.
☻I'll love you till the end! And then some.
☻If love were a movie, you'd be a coming attraction.
☻If love were to be taxed, I would be the highest tax payer.
☻The most important things in my world are to get food, drink and to love you.
☻A day without your love is a day without life.
☻I can't think of anything but you.
☻I don't know how I could have done that thing, when I love you like life itself. Please forgive me.
☻You're the best thing since God made men.
☻You're the best thing since God made women.
☻You are my friend, my love, my forever Valentine.
☻The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.
☻You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU!
☻It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you 'I Miss You Alot!'
☻When a door of happiness closes. Another opens. But so often at times we look so long at da closed door.. that we do not see the 1 which has been opening at us
☻True luv is eternal... Cherish da luv when U've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would b difficult 2 get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U..
☻U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.
☻Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...
☻Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is 4ever worthwhile....
☻Love, knows no reason, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing people together to a time, called - F O R E V E R...
☻1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I'll treasure the times we've spent together!
☻So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !
☻Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure...
☻Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...
☻Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
☻i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.
☻Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.
☻SMAK ... A mobile kiss... Keep your mobile close to your ear!
☻Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...
☻What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?
☻If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
☻I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
☻If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
☻Every message is a smile ... every word is like a kiss but when you touch me ...remember this ... my life is full with happiness
☻By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
☻The ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say.
☻Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
☻If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
☻Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!
☻LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!
☻I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!
☻Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
☻If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...
☻You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
☻If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you
☻I cannot resist the tears of a woman, that is why I would do anything for you
☻You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
☻That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you care about me, that is very special.
☻Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses.
☻There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
☻There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me..
☻I love you not because of who you are,
but because of who I am when I am with you.
☻No man or woman is worth your tears,
and the one who is, won't make you cry.
☻Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
☻To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
☻Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,
so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
☻Don't cry because it is over,
smile because it happened.
☻Make yourself a better person and know who you are
before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
☻A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand
and touches your heart.
☻The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting
right beside them knowing you can't have them.
☻Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
☻To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
☻Don't waste your time on a man/woman,
who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
☻There's always going to be people that hurt you
so what you have to do is keep on trusting
and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
☻Don't try so hard, the best things come
when you least expect them to.
☻Remember: Whatever happens,
happens for a reason.
☻In all your remembering, remember
that you have choices.
☻Though many people will go in and out of your heart
only one will want to stay there. If you bulid a heart full of holes, think how much easier it is to hang on.
☻It isn't what happens in your life that matters most,
it is what your heart does with it, who it shares it with and what together they learn from it.
☻They say forgive and forget,
but if someone is worth forgiving
then you'll never forget them.
☻The greatest thing you'll ever learn
is to love and be loved in return.
Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you
☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
☻Theres a warmth in my heart It haunts me when you're gone
Mend me to your side and never let go
Say Time knows nothing,
we'll never grow cold
The more I live The more I know
Whats simple is true I love you
☻Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile
& finds your presence in life so worthwhile.
So when your lonely,
remember its true that
some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
☻The words are easy when the language is love
☻If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
☻A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"
☻A ring is round,
A well is deep
& in ur arms i long to sleep
& in your bed i long to lie
no 1 else but u & i
☻I am looking for a word. I am looking for a whole new word. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that nobody knows. I am looking for a word. I am looking for a word that says...that you are the best !!!
☻There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!
☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
☻When a heart is the sign of love ,and red the colour ...and when walking around with your head in the clouds means that one is in love..Why do I draw a line in blue and am I only thinking of you ?
☻The sky is full of golden stars shining in the light of the moon, but the most beautiful light I see is in your eyes ...
☻The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.
☻In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.
☻What holds you together is far greater than what can tear you apart.
☻A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come true
☻A butterfly needs its wings ... an icebear needs cold weather and I ... I need you!
☻Love... I want to hold you close to me and feel our hearts beat as one … forever ....
☻I love you! From the earth till the moon!
☻I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
☻What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you … I love you
☻Tomorrow there is an other day.A day i'd rather spend with you....without you there is no joy, only pain!
☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget.And if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
☻Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
☻Love is forever, only the partners change...
☻If I would get a rose for every time I think of you, I would spend every day in a rose garden, ... thinking of you
☻How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow
☻I love two things, a rose and you. A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life
☻I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
☻Love is....... to love more and more each day....
☻Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most
☻Lonely? no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you!!
☻Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
☻I would love you only little when I would be able to say how much I love you!... Kiss
☻Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
☻The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
☻Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
☻Working is a delight, leave enough work for your colleagues.
☻My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?
☻Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
☻I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
☻Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
☻Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
☻A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
☻Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
☻Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.
☻You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
☻A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
☻Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
☻No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us
☻There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever
☻I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
☻Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
☻Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
☻I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
☻U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...
☻Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.
☻If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...
☻Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...
☻The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..
☻it dos nt hurt me seeing you in luv wd sum1 else, not wen i c u so hapi wd her
n nt wen u dnt say hi 2 me. it hurts me knwing dat i shud've been in her place.
☻t's a luvly feeling 2 stand on d top of a hill & feel on ur face d touch of d
cool soft wind, he same is d feeling wenevr I hear ur voice & c ur smyl.
☻There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
we let them go.
☻Days wil b spnt lyk yirs f dos days wil b spnt w/out u, smiles r lyk frwn f its
nt ment 4 u, but 4ever wil sound gre8t f u promise 4ever to me!
☻FYT 4UR LOVE, dats ol dey say.LET HER KNOW & DON't LET HER GO, so what dey
think of. IT WUD WORK OUT is dey beliv in. SET UR HART FREE, its wat they see.
but how can i......wen 4u ITS NEVER ME?!!!
☻everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf.But I'd rather be ur moon,so
I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.
☻Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true Luv not three, Luv not four
Luv d one who luvs u more Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits...
☻If I had the letter "HRT", I can add "EA" to get heart or a "U" and get "HURT".
But Id rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have a "HEART" without "U".
☻There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that
person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if
we let tham go.
☻I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be
with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give
up everything... except you...
☻the pain inflicted, is because the good times (no matter how brief) make it all
worthwhile.
☻why say HI! if u mean I MISS U.. why say LET'S GO! if u mean I WANT 2 B W/ U..
why say STAY! if u can say B WITH ME... and why say I CARE wen ur heart says I
LUV U!
☻i dont want 2 live anoder day if u're no longer der, 4 in dis lyf only u can
inspyr me 2 c d nxt sunrys, only u can motiv8 me 2 apprec8 d colors of lyf dat
no one else can.
☻ts funny that all of the souls in this worls knows how i feel for you..but you
it seems that ur the only one who doesnt have the clue.. i just wanna tell you
what everybody knows and thats I LOVE YOU...
☻not ol d tym i can go wid u. not ol d tym i can plis u. not al d tym im
available 4 u 2 tok 2. but 1 thing is 4 sure, i'l care 4 u even wen u least
expect me 2.
☻dont set ppl free if u luv dem, keep dem and treasure dem and fyt for dem...
kaya nga pinaglaban kita eh, kasi LOVE KITA!!!
☻Luv is only a gift gven 2 us, we shd not hold it in r hands 4 we may nvr find d
strength 2 let go wen it dcded 2 leave, we shd only mbrace 8s warmth & glow wyl
it last & den frily open r arms when its tme 2 say gudbye........
☻if someone asks me if ur good...il say ur not...if they say ur better...il say
ur not...why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had...
☻id rather to loved and be hurt than nothing at all
☻If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because
hearts can break, but circles go on forever.
☻if you cud be a part of my body,i'd let you be my heart for i want you to be
the most important,be the center of ol my emotions and be the last 1 to stop
wen it's tym for me to "GO". .
☻y hide ur
elings 2 d 1 u love? y lav d 1 hu lavs anader? y give evrything if
only pain comes in return? y wait if ders nothing 2 wait 4? i guess d anser
is... LOVE
☻i know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing ryt
means letting u go...then let me be wrong 4ever...
☻my hart s made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my
hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just
4 u!!
☻u can close ur eyes wd d things u dnt want 2 c bt u can never close ur heart wd
d thigs u dnt want 2 feel.
☻U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me
tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME? i promised u Nothing but i
gave yoy EVERYTHING!!!!
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Life SMS
1) Each moment in a day,has its own value, Morning brings hope, afternoon brings faith, Evening brings luv,Night brings rest,wish u find them all today n
forever
2) "You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your WORTH."
3) Superb thought: "Real Tears are not those that fall from the Eyes and cover the Face... But those that flow from the Heart and cover the Soul"
4) Morning are God's way of saying, "one more time!" live life,make a difference, touch one heart,encourage one mind and inspire one soul. good morning
5) Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best
one. I went back but could not find it there.
GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!
6) Evryday , a deer awakens knowing it must outrun d fastest lion or b hunted 2 death .
Evryday 2 , a lion awakens knowing it must outrun d slowest deer or starve 2 death .
In dis lyftime , it doesn't matter whether u're a deer or a lion. Wen d sun rises , u shud be running at ur best. .
7) There is no fear in luv. But perfect luv drives out fear, bcoz fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in luv.
8) When asked "What is Forgiveness?", A little girl gave this lovely reply:
"Its the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed"...Tc..
9) Heart told 2 da eyes, "Pls see less bcoz u wll see and I'll suffer a lot." da eye replied, "Feel less, bcoz you'll feel and I'll cry a lot!".
10) World is a Theatre,
Our life is a Movie,
God is the Director,
Nature is the Producer,
U r the Hero
Enjoy the Life.
11) "It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"
forever
2) "You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your WORTH."
3) Superb thought: "Real Tears are not those that fall from the Eyes and cover the Face... But those that flow from the Heart and cover the Soul"
4) Morning are God's way of saying, "one more time!" live life,make a difference, touch one heart,encourage one mind and inspire one soul. good morning
5) Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best
one. I went back but could not find it there.
GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!
6) Evryday , a deer awakens knowing it must outrun d fastest lion or b hunted 2 death .
Evryday 2 , a lion awakens knowing it must outrun d slowest deer or starve 2 death .
In dis lyftime , it doesn't matter whether u're a deer or a lion. Wen d sun rises , u shud be running at ur best. .
7) There is no fear in luv. But perfect luv drives out fear, bcoz fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in luv.
8) When asked "What is Forgiveness?", A little girl gave this lovely reply:
"Its the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed"...Tc..
9) Heart told 2 da eyes, "Pls see less bcoz u wll see and I'll suffer a lot." da eye replied, "Feel less, bcoz you'll feel and I'll cry a lot!".
10) World is a Theatre,
Our life is a Movie,
God is the Director,
Nature is the Producer,
U r the Hero
Enjoy the Life.
11) "It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"
Birthday SMS
Birthday SMS For Mother
October 3rd, 2009
M – is for the million things she gives me.
O – means only that she’s soft to hold.
T – for the things she tries to teach me.
H – is for her heart of purest gold.
E – for her eyes with love light shining.
R – means right and right she’ll always be.
Thanks for Being Besides me mother..
Wishing my mother Happiest Birthday!!!
==================================
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly.
Happy Birthday Mother!!
==================================
The way you twisted fairy tales, to suit my mood at that time,
The way you clubbed two dishes in one, making it my favourite..
Mom, I wonder, how you managed to blend your thoughts and efforts with,
so much of love. I love the way you love me.
Thank you Mom for loving me so much..
Happy Birthday Mother..
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Birthday SMS For Father
October 3rd, 2009
Thanks for being
there through the
tears,laughter and
dirty diapers.
Happy Birthday Dad!
==========================================
Some
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!
Happy Birthday Dad…
==========================================
I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
You are the best dad in world..
Happy Birthday Dad!
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Birthday SMS For Daughter
October 3rd, 2009
It’s so nice to have a daughter like you
who brings happiness to the family,
That’s why, on Daughter’s Day,
you’re wished all of the wonderful things you deserve
A daughter is the best thing that can happen to you
because a daughter fills you heart with magic and love..
Happy Birthday
============================================
A daughter is the happy memories of the past,
the joyful moments of the present,
and the hope and promise of the future.
Happy Birthday to a wonderful Daughter
============================================
Today and always,
you’re thought of with more love and pride than you can imagine.
A daughter is the best thing that can happen to you
because a daughter fills you heart with magic and love..
“Happy Birthday ”
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Birthday SMS For Wife
October 3rd, 2009
A perfect gift for u!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It’s a SMILE from me to u on your Birthday!
Happy Birthday
======================================
One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living!
Happy Birthday Dear Wife
======================================
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would surely put U and I together.
Happy Birthday!!!
======================================
Cellphones can be irritating.
Have to buy a card.
Have to recharge battery.
Msgs get delayed
There is only one thing I love about it.
It connects me & you on your birthday.
Happy Birthday
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Birthday Message
October 3rd, 2009
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life.
Happy Birthday
————————————————————
In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …….
————————————————————
Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.
You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.
————————————————————
On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
————————————————————
I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way happy birthday
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Happy Birthday SMS
October 3rd, 2009
Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday
==================
I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure youll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS
==================
You can spend hundreds on bir…
You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME.
==================
Happy birthday to you,
Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.
Dun forget bout our friendship, that weve shared.
==================
Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?
Happy Birthday!
==================
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely Birthday
==================
Sweetheart!
u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,
heres a wish 4 my darling
may all your dreams come true
i wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses
from a heart that beats
just 4 you by me.
==================
Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
==================
It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasnt really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel
happy birthday dear friend
==================
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Hindi Birthday SMS
October 3rd, 2009
Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!
==========================
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
==========================
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
==========================
Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak..
Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak..
Chand ko Chandni Mubarak..
Ashiq ko uski Mehbooba Mubarak…
Hamari taraf se aap ko …
Naya Janam Din Mubarak
==========================
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Birthday Sayings
October 3rd, 2009
May you live all the days of your life.
- Jonathan Swift
Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.
- Anonymous
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
- Jean Paul Richter
Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
- Arnold Bennett
What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
- Voltaire
Life begins at forty.
- W. B. Pitkin
Born on Monday,
Fair in face;
Born on Tuesday,
Full of God’s grace;
Born on Wednesday,
Sour and sad;
Born on Thursday,
Merry and glad;
Born on Friday,
Worthily given;
Born on Saturday,
Work hard for your living;
Born on Sunday,
You will never know want.
- Anonymous
I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred.
- Thomas Alva Edison
One to-day is worth two to-morrows.
- Benjamin Franklin
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
- Anthony Powell
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
- Jonathan Swift
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
- Plautus
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Funny Birthday SMS
October 3rd, 2009
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing “Happy Birthday
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.
Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
You’re not getting older, you’re getting better.
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
Remember this – very little is needed to make a happy life.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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Birthday Proverbs
October 3rd, 2009
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.
It takes a long time to grow young.
Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight.
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
I love everything that’s old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.
To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I eye’d,Such seems your beauty still.
October 3rd, 2009
M – is for the million things she gives me.
O – means only that she’s soft to hold.
T – for the things she tries to teach me.
H – is for her heart of purest gold.
E – for her eyes with love light shining.
R – means right and right she’ll always be.
Thanks for Being Besides me mother..
Wishing my mother Happiest Birthday!!!
==================================
Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly.
Happy Birthday Mother!!
==================================
The way you twisted fairy tales, to suit my mood at that time,
The way you clubbed two dishes in one, making it my favourite..
Mom, I wonder, how you managed to blend your thoughts and efforts with,
so much of love. I love the way you love me.
Thank you Mom for loving me so much..
Happy Birthday Mother..
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Birthday SMS For Father
October 3rd, 2009
Thanks for being
there through the
tears,laughter and
dirty diapers.
Happy Birthday Dad!
==========================================
Some
things
are
just
better
the
way
they
are
like
you!
Happy Birthday Dad…
==========================================
I know just the person who needs
“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.
Don’t worry it isn’t you!
You are the best dad in world..
Happy Birthday Dad!
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Birthday SMS For Daughter
October 3rd, 2009
It’s so nice to have a daughter like you
who brings happiness to the family,
That’s why, on Daughter’s Day,
you’re wished all of the wonderful things you deserve
A daughter is the best thing that can happen to you
because a daughter fills you heart with magic and love..
Happy Birthday
============================================
A daughter is the happy memories of the past,
the joyful moments of the present,
and the hope and promise of the future.
Happy Birthday to a wonderful Daughter
============================================
Today and always,
you’re thought of with more love and pride than you can imagine.
A daughter is the best thing that can happen to you
because a daughter fills you heart with magic and love..
“Happy Birthday ”
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Birthday SMS For Wife
October 3rd, 2009
A perfect gift for u!
Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
Non-taxable, silent performance,
Extremely personal, fully returnable
It’s a SMILE from me to u on your Birthday!
Happy Birthday
======================================
One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living!
Happy Birthday Dear Wife
======================================
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would surely put U and I together.
Happy Birthday!!!
======================================
Cellphones can be irritating.
Have to buy a card.
Have to recharge battery.
Msgs get delayed
There is only one thing I love about it.
It connects me & you on your birthday.
Happy Birthday
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Birthday Message
October 3rd, 2009
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life.
Happy Birthday
————————————————————
In soft gleaming of stars….
may all ur dreams come true,
may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you
Happy Birthday …….
————————————————————
Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.
You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.
————————————————————
On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
————————————————————
I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way happy birthday
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Happy Birthday SMS
October 3rd, 2009
Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday
==================
I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure youll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS
==================
You can spend hundreds on bir…
You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME.
==================
Happy birthday to you,
Even though i wish it earlier i dun cared.
Dun forget bout our friendship, that weve shared.
==================
Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?
Happy Birthday!
==================
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely Birthday
==================
Sweetheart!
u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,
heres a wish 4 my darling
may all your dreams come true
i wish u a very happy birthday.
with lots of love and kisses
from a heart that beats
just 4 you by me.
==================
Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
==================
It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasnt really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel
happy birthday dear friend
==================
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Hindi Birthday SMS
October 3rd, 2009
Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
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Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak..
Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak..
Chand ko Chandni Mubarak..
Ashiq ko uski Mehbooba Mubarak…
Hamari taraf se aap ko …
Naya Janam Din Mubarak
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Birthday Sayings
October 3rd, 2009
May you live all the days of your life.
- Jonathan Swift
Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.
- Anonymous
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
- Jean Paul Richter
Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday!
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
- Arnold Bennett
What most persons consider as virtue,
after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
- Voltaire
Life begins at forty.
- W. B. Pitkin
Born on Monday,
Fair in face;
Born on Tuesday,
Full of God’s grace;
Born on Wednesday,
Sour and sad;
Born on Thursday,
Merry and glad;
Born on Friday,
Worthily given;
Born on Saturday,
Work hard for your living;
Born on Sunday,
You will never know want.
- Anonymous
I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred.
- Thomas Alva Edison
One to-day is worth two to-morrows.
- Benjamin Franklin
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
- Anthony Powell
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
- Jonathan Swift
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
- Plautus
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Funny Birthday SMS
October 3rd, 2009
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing “Happy Birthday
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.
Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
You’re not getting older, you’re getting better.
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
Remember this – very little is needed to make a happy life.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
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Birthday Proverbs
October 3rd, 2009
Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world.
The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
Whatever with the past has gone, the best is always yet to come.
It takes a long time to grow young.
Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight.
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
I love everything that’s old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.
To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I eye’d,Such seems your beauty still.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Hindi Shayaree and Love SMS, Friendship SMS
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1.Zindagi aisi ho jo jine ko majboor kare;Rahein aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare;Khushboo kabhi dosti ki kam na ho;Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
2.dosti main dost dost ka khuda hota hai,mehsoosh tab hota hai jab dost dost se juda hota hai,
3.tum milo na milo koi gum nahin ,bas baat karo yeh kam nahi,dosti main dhokha de vo hum nahin,apni dosti rang de basnti se kam nahi.
4.Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhar Kahate Hai,Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ekrar Kahte Hai,Sirf ”Jatane” Ka Nam Ishq Nahi,Kisi Ki Yaado Me Jeene Ko Bhi PyarKahate Hai.
5.Mann hi sab kuch haiTann kuch bhi nahinMann hi sab kuch haiTann kuch bhi nahinAasmano mein so jayegaDastano mein kho jayegaTann kisi roz ban kar dhuaIn havavo ka ho jayega
6.mohabbat se nahi to nafrat se hi sahi..kabhi to lijiye aap mera naam hi sahi
har pehloo-e-khushi- o-ranj dekh liya..duniya mein chaar roz kayaam hi sahi
de de saaqiya kuch dil behlaane ko..bharaa nahin to khaali jaam hi sahi
jo zubaani aapki hai sar aankhon pe hai..agar nahi lafz-e-inaayat dushnaam hi sahi
maana aapne rakeeb ke naam zindagi kar di…mere hisse mein bhi kuch ho, ek shaam hi sahi
aaye hai to kuch batlaake jaaiye saahib..apna pata nahi to apna naam hi sahi
bas ek teri mohabbat ke liye banaa hai woh..tera “Muztar” izzatwala nahi badnaam hi sahi
7.Wo to majborioon main lipti hainApney shiddat bharey khyaloon mainApney ander chhupi ek aurat mainWo hamesha hi darti rehti hainNa to jeeti hain na to marti hainLarkiyaan bewafaa nahi hotiPer Hamesha hi darti rehti hainApne reeti or rawajoon seAny waley naye azaboon seZardurat main khily ghulaboon sePyaar kerti hain or chhupati hainLarkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hotKyuon ki majborioon main lepti hainOr her lamha darti rehti hainApney pyaar se apney saye seApney rishton se dil ki dharkan seApni khowahish se apni kushioon seLarkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
8.Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar kius ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
9.Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayegaDoor hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayegaJee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
10.Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho�.�. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
11.Ab tumse kya chhupaana,Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
12.Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
13.Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
14.Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
15.Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
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1.Zindagi aisi ho jo jine ko majboor kare;Rahein aisi ho jo chalne ko majboor kare;Khushboo kabhi dosti ki kam na ho;Dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majboor kare.
2.dosti main dost dost ka khuda hota hai,mehsoosh tab hota hai jab dost dost se juda hota hai,
3.tum milo na milo koi gum nahin ,bas baat karo yeh kam nahi,dosti main dhokha de vo hum nahin,apni dosti rang de basnti se kam nahi.
4.Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhar Kahate Hai,Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ekrar Kahte Hai,Sirf ”Jatane” Ka Nam Ishq Nahi,Kisi Ki Yaado Me Jeene Ko Bhi PyarKahate Hai.
5.Mann hi sab kuch haiTann kuch bhi nahinMann hi sab kuch haiTann kuch bhi nahinAasmano mein so jayegaDastano mein kho jayegaTann kisi roz ban kar dhuaIn havavo ka ho jayega
6.mohabbat se nahi to nafrat se hi sahi..kabhi to lijiye aap mera naam hi sahi
har pehloo-e-khushi- o-ranj dekh liya..duniya mein chaar roz kayaam hi sahi
de de saaqiya kuch dil behlaane ko..bharaa nahin to khaali jaam hi sahi
jo zubaani aapki hai sar aankhon pe hai..agar nahi lafz-e-inaayat dushnaam hi sahi
maana aapne rakeeb ke naam zindagi kar di…mere hisse mein bhi kuch ho, ek shaam hi sahi
aaye hai to kuch batlaake jaaiye saahib..apna pata nahi to apna naam hi sahi
bas ek teri mohabbat ke liye banaa hai woh..tera “Muztar” izzatwala nahi badnaam hi sahi
7.Wo to majborioon main lipti hainApney shiddat bharey khyaloon mainApney ander chhupi ek aurat mainWo hamesha hi darti rehti hainNa to jeeti hain na to marti hainLarkiyaan bewafaa nahi hotiPer Hamesha hi darti rehti hainApne reeti or rawajoon seAny waley naye azaboon seZardurat main khily ghulaboon sePyaar kerti hain or chhupati hainLarkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hotKyuon ki majborioon main lepti hainOr her lamha darti rehti hainApney pyaar se apney saye seApney rishton se dil ki dharkan seApni khowahish se apni kushioon seLarkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
8.Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar kius ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
9.Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayegaDoor hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayegaJee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
10.Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho�.�. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
11.Ab tumse kya chhupaana,Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
12.Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
13.Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
14.Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
15.Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
Hindi Adult SMS
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Can we do romance in the midnight
Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
2.posted in Adult SMS
Can we do romance in the midnight
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
3.Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
4.It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.
5.What’s an average 6 inch longInside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?????A:1000- rupee currency note.!Always think positive
6.Let me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday
7.6 Inch ka hai..Size normal he..Mazboot he..Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he..2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain..Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera….LG KG 195
8.Girl:It’s 2 tightBoy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,Gal:Push it in,Boy:Ah..I can’t,Gal:It’s painful,Boy:Forget it..9.Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
10.A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR..11.Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:“Me sick, no work”Boss SMS back:“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
12.He came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,..13.I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off &we get under the cover together..2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
14.2 men went 2 a callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R right ur wife is much better.”
15.Catch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neckPut ur lips on her lips& have a ……nice drink…PEPSI
16.3 FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &panic is when both r pregnant
17.Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki meisub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai klarki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
18.Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?Father:tujhey sub pata hai!Child: nahin pata promise!Father: in k pait main pani bhara hayCHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
19.Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhayaPonds ke ad ma hath dikhayaPentene ke ad ma baal dikhayePhir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
20.1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hainpappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye painki wajah se roti hai?pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
21.Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
“Aao kamray mein chalain”
Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”
22.Usne utari sareefir aayi peticoat ki bariblouse to pahle hi diya tha utarziyadah excited mat ho yaaryeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
23.Pehle KISS karo,phir PALANG per leta do,phir CHADDI utar do,phir NICHE haath lagao,....Aur check karo kBABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
24.Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
25.Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
26.In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.
27.Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
28.Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
29.Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
30.aaj tumhein akeiley mein…le ja kar…apney hontoon se eik…k…ki…kis..kiss…kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….
31.Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,Phele Chota Hota Hai,Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
32.A girl phoned methe other day and said …“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”I went over. Nobody was home
33.Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,missing ur warmth,ur soft touch against my skin.Where were u “lastnite”
34.Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!
35.Always start your day with a lot of… S E XS - SMILEE - ENERGYX - XCITEMENTso make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
36.In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
37.pahlay hat ma lophir mon mai lophir thook lagaophir sidha karoophir sorakh ma daloouff..kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
38.I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!
39.us ne kaha or dabao,main dabaya,us ne kaha or dabao,main ne or dabaya,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya,us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya . . . ?dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
40.Aik bar karo na plz..kisi ko pata nahi chalega..plz karo naaa……..muje acha lage ga…aik bar hamari dosti ki khatrikar do na plzz…aik pyara sa SMS!!!
41.
Can we do romance in the midnight
Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
2.posted in Adult SMS
Can we do romance in the midnight
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
3.Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
4.It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.
5.What’s an average 6 inch longInside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?????A:1000- rupee currency note.!Always think positive
6.Let me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday
7.6 Inch ka hai..Size normal he..Mazboot he..Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he..2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain..Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera….LG KG 195
8.Girl:It’s 2 tightBoy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,Gal:Push it in,Boy:Ah..I can’t,Gal:It’s painful,Boy:Forget it..9.Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
10.A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR..11.Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:“Me sick, no work”Boss SMS back:“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
12.He came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,..13.I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off &we get under the cover together..2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
14.2 men went 2 a callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R right ur wife is much better.”
15.Catch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neckPut ur lips on her lips& have a ……nice drink…PEPSI
16.3 FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &panic is when both r pregnant
17.Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki meisub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai klarki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
18.Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?Father:tujhey sub pata hai!Child: nahin pata promise!Father: in k pait main pani bhara hayCHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
19.Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhayaPonds ke ad ma hath dikhayaPentene ke ad ma baal dikhayePhir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
20.1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hainpappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye painki wajah se roti hai?pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
21.Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
“Aao kamray mein chalain”
Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”
22.Usne utari sareefir aayi peticoat ki bariblouse to pahle hi diya tha utarziyadah excited mat ho yaaryeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
23.Pehle KISS karo,phir PALANG per leta do,phir CHADDI utar do,phir NICHE haath lagao,....Aur check karo kBABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
24.Train mai aik husband apni wife say:tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hundil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
25.Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
26.In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.
27.Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnaysaray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi kitarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
28.Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
29.Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
30.aaj tumhein akeiley mein…le ja kar…apney hontoon se eik…k…ki…kis..kiss…kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….
31.Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,Phele Chota Hota Hai,Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
32.A girl phoned methe other day and said …“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”I went over. Nobody was home
33.Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,missing ur warmth,ur soft touch against my skin.Where were u “lastnite”
34.Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!
35.Always start your day with a lot of… S E XS - SMILEE - ENERGYX - XCITEMENTso make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
36.In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
37.pahlay hat ma lophir mon mai lophir thook lagaophir sidha karoophir sorakh ma daloouff..kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
38.I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!
39.us ne kaha or dabao,main dabaya,us ne kaha or dabao,main ne or dabaya,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya,us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,main ne phir dabaya . . . ?dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
40.Aik bar karo na plz..kisi ko pata nahi chalega..plz karo naaa……..muje acha lage ga…aik bar hamari dosti ki khatrikar do na plzz…aik pyara sa SMS!!!
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